High-Confidence Cats: Jumping on Your Bed Right After Pooping 🙃

This is what a high-confidence cat looks like:

1. Brings poop to bed – After using the litter box, they start zooming around, even if there’s poop stuck to their butt, and proudly jump onto your bed.
2. Refuses to fake it – Turns down food they dislike without pretending to take a bite “for your feelings.”
3. Gives you a paw kiss – One second they’re burying litter, the next they demand you kiss their paw, convinced you’ll love it.
4. Demands food directly – Meows loudly when hungry, no passive-aggressive hints.
5. Poops without shame – Uses the litter box even if you’re eating right next to them.
6. Says no with a glare – Makes it clear when they don’t want to be held, never forcing themselves.
7. Zooms when happy – Runs wildly when in a good mood, no shame in showing it.
8. Cuddles unapologetically – Rubs against you when they feel like it, not caring if their fur gets all over your face.
9. Walks all over you – Steps on you without a second thought, even if they’re a chonky cat.

Cats never overthink—they always stay true to themselves. Humans, take notes from your cat!