Dogs Taking “College Entrance Exams” Too? The “Academic Inflation” in the Pet World Is Adorably Cute

🎓 With college entrance exam season upon us, even our furry friends are joining the “academic rat race”?
Check out whether your dog is a straight-A student or a slacker!

🌟 Pet “Academic Qualification” Guide Unveiled

① Kindergarten:
Freshly weaned puppies who’ve learned to drink from a bottle.
Their innocent enlightenment is just like human kindergarteners 👶—exploring the world one wobbly step at a time, still figuring out basic “life skills” like napping on schedule.

② Elementary School:
Masters basic commands: sit, lie down, and come when called.
A “graduate of compulsory education,” they’ve nailed the basics of fitting into family life—no more chewing shoes (okay, fewer chewed shoes) and 懂得 “no” means “no.” 👏

③ Middle School:
Unlocks talents like fetching slippers or opening the fridge.
This is their “interest development phase”—think of them as talented students exploring their passions, whether it’s “helping” with chores or showing off party tricks. 🎨

④ College:
Proficient at fetching specific items on command and cooperating with photoshoots.
An all-rounder, comparable to a graduate from a “double first-class” university ✨—they don’t just follow orders; they anticipate your needs (like dropping a tissue when you sneeze).

⑤ PhD:
Boasts mind-blowing skills like recognizing numbers or solving simple puzzles.
The “geniuses” of the pet world, with IQs that outshine many—think counting treats, sorting toys by color, or even “helping” with grocery lists. 🧠

📚 Pet Required Courses vs. Electives

1. Required Courses

① Basics of Eating, Drinking, and Potty Training:

• Toilet training (a “math skill”—calculating when and where to go).
• Obeying commands (a “social passport” for coexisting with humans).
• Social etiquette (a “morality class”—not jumping on guests, sharing toys with other pets). None can be skipped!

② Crisis Response:

• Dodging dangers (a “safety course”—avoiding hot stoves, staying away from busy roads).
• Emotional management (a “mental health class”—calming down during thunderstorms, not panicking when left alone). These skills boost their survival abilities. 💪

2. Electives

① Hobby Classes:

• Basic tricks like shaking paws or playing dead—guaranteed to melt hearts.
• Advanced skills: frisbee dog (a “sports major”), painting dog (an “art major”)—unlocking new levels of cuteness. 🎯

② Professional Tracks:

• Service dogs (top-tier “double first-class” scholars)—assisting the disabled with daily tasks.
• Influencer pets ( “new media graduates”)—charming millions with their antics.
  These fur babies “climb the social ladder” through their talents! 🚀

👩🏫 Lesson from Pet Parenting:

Reject unnecessary competition—love them in the present.

There’s no need to demand straight A’s. A goofy dog’s silly joy is also a healing treasure. Every furry friend has unique sparks ✨—even if they’re “only” kindergarten graduates, if they bring laughter into your life, they’re already winners in life!

What’s your dog’s “academic level”?