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Exam in progress! What would it be like if we sent cats to take an exam?
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Li Hua Cat (Chinese Rural Cat):
Top scorer in the school on a regular basis.
In fact, it’s already been admitted to Tsinghua and Peking University in advance.
It’s taking the exam just because it enjoys doing test papers.
Calico Cat:
The school beauty, with striking looks.
Always distracts the cats around her in the exam room.
Named “2025’s Most Beautiful Exam Taker” after walking out of the 考场 (exam hall).
Ragdoll:
A 佛系 exam taker.
Taking the exam is just going through the motions.
Heard her mom is rich and plans to send her to study art.
Exotic Shorthair (Garfield):
Already a bit sleepy to start with.
The exam bell rings at 8:00.
Falls asleep at 8:05.
Tuxedo Cat:
After getting the paper, suddenly goes nuts.
Tears the paper to shreds.
Expelled from the exam room by the school.
British Shorthair (Blue Cat):
Writes furiously with its pen,
Muttering all the while about knowledge points it didn’t review.
Heard it’s a regular “overachiever” in daily life.
Maine Coon:
Heard it didn’t want to take the exam in the first place.
It figures, with its big paws,
It can make good money delivering food later anyway.
American Shorthair:
The first to walk out of the exam room.
Turns out it’s a sports student.
Rumor has it 200 points will get it into college.
Orange Cat:
The big orange has a premonition it’ll only score 59.
But it doesn’t matter—
Mom said there’ll be canned food waiting after the exam.
Siamese Cat:
A social butterfly and chatterbox.
Starts pestering the invigilator as soon as it enters the exam room.
Finally disqualified for violating exam rules.
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No matter what kind of “cat” they are,
They’re all living and moving forward in their own way.
Today’s exam isn’t an end—it’s just a new beginning.
Wish all exam takers success,
And may every cat get a can of food today!
